The Bobo Chincey Sports Blog
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Lance Armstrong may be in over his head with this one, sports fans. If all of these allegations are true, we could finally say that Lance Armstrong has revolutionized the game of doping by not going with the standard steroids as most baseball players and whoever else has any kind of physical exertion; Lance Armstrong used rugs.
We are unclear at this moment whether the rugs were woven, needle felt, embroidered or tufted and also whether or not these varieties would have different effects on his performance. But stay tuned to Bobo Chincey for all Lance Armstrong rug related stories.
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HELLO SPORTS FANS! HAVE YOU MISSED US!?
Well, as you may or may not have heard, we are going through some major changes here at BCHQ. So, bear with us, we’re making our way back. To honor our slow comeback to the blogosphere, here is an 8th grader in a basketball game making a super dope shot. Did they win the game? Who knows. But HE wins. He wins at life.
I think we can all learn something here. When someone throws you something that you don’t want, just close your eyes, throw it over your head behind you, and you will always score.
Always
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LIKE A BOSS.The Pistons got their first win last night, and Greg Monroe’s 18 points and 19 rebounds were the primary reason why. Oh, and Monroe shot a free throw with one eyed closed after a contact lens malfuctioned before his first shot from the stripe. He made the free throw, then got his contact lens righted.
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We hear the “Space Jam” theme song in our heads right now, that’s how awesome this is.There are dunks and then there are DUNKS. Jeff Green’s against Utah last night, was the latter.
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Good morning, sports fans!
Would you take. A. Look. At. This.
This was sent to us by our blog audio engineer, Allan. It’s Tim Tebow’s desktop! Look at his tabs! Look at his chats! Look at his inbox! They say that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach (because all men LOVE eating, lol) but we here at BC HQ say that a way to a man’s soul is through his desktop. Now if only we could see what his desktop wallpaper looked like. Is it a photograph of Taylor Swift? Who knows! We can only wonder.
Good luck in your games, Tim! Looks like your Amazon order has shipped!
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So true. Especially since basically 3485 sports events have been cancelled in the past two days.
i love autumn. the leaves fall and die like my hopes and dreams
(Source: yeahyeahwizard)
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I don’t even know who any of these players are.Some non-sports fan at the Philadelphia Union/New York Red Bulls game. We are so eternally grateful for our friends, who are required to know all player names on the starting line ups. Bonus points if we know what kind of cleats they prefer.
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"Starlight"
Yes, there are two other songs on the album, but when we started listening to them, they were so much like other sad and/or boring and/or “Oh, she’s like breaking up with a guy or something or starting something with a guy or something” songs, that we skipped them and this is the one you should end your album-listening experience on.
Because it’s basically a rejected Miley Cyrus/My Little Pony mashup in which Taylor sings about dancing like starlight and having kids and teaching them to dream (again, if this girl is not shwasted when she writes these lyrics, then we are officially downgrading her in our personal lists of People We Might Want to Know One Day). Please click on the link above, because that is EXACTLY the situation in which this song should be played.
Overall vote: We were already drunk when we listened to this (because, well, it IS us, after all), but if you’re not, it’ll make you feel as the kind of buzz you get during Dollar Dog Day on a perfect fall day at your team’s ballpark on a Saturday afternoon. That’s a good buzz.
Overall, overall, we thank you for getting through this with us, readers. We hope we have cleansed our palate a bit, so to speak, and can now, as always, get on with the sports! (Although if Taylor Swift does find herself involved with a sports player of any sort, we’d like to think that you will now have all the details to semi-care about it, which will surely please all of our girlfriends and gal pals alike.)
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“The Lucky One”
A little soft and sad (is this the side of the album where she just decided that everyone needed to go to sleep?), but the lyrics are clear and semi-interesting. Well, interesting enough that we are listening to all of them at least.
This is all about somebody who made it real big and had their name in lights in LA and now they moved out and someone else will take their place… HOLD UP, IS THIS ABOUT SHAQ?!
We think we’re okay with this song now.
Overall vote: Better than about half the album, but not the current singles, and only if it’s about Shaq and the making of “Kazaam.” That’s it.
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“Holy Ground”
“Sad Beautiful Tragic”Yeah, why don’t you let Tom Brady cry these two out while you move on and do better things with your life? Like we just saw some random article about how to better arrange our tiered rankings for all of our fantasy leagues, so we’re going to read that and just let Mr. Brady get himself together. Step away, readers. Step away.
Overall vote: De-press-ing. But also kind of boring depressing, because we didn’t even listen to the lyrics or anything, we mostly just zoned out and put on Red Zone for a bit to get our brain working again. Trust us, skip ‘em both.
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“The Last Time” (Featuring Gary Lightbody of Snow Patrol)
So we saw the Snow Patrol thing and we were thinking of how this song would probably be pretty “Grey’s Anatomy” worthy, and it totes is. So, if you’re the type who likes imagining the video for this song being a lot of blood on an emergency room floor and some slow motion of Patrick Dempsey putting on some surgical gloves, go on and listen. Honestly, it was more worth it for us to put the rest of this song on mute and look at this picture of baby NHL fans instead.
Overall vote: Skip it, unless you’re a Red Sox fan, because it could come in handy to listen to while you lament the Curse of the Bambino. It has that doomed feel to it.
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![“Stay Stay Stay”
This is some jingly jangly thing about how this guy puts up with Taylor being a bitch or something. Or he’s not awful because he carries her groceries? Or something? We are kind of confused as to how this is supposed to be a love song, but we’re pretty sure that jangly guitar strumming means happiness in pop music, so we’re going with it.
Ooh and there’s a lyric about how “you [wearing] a football helmet” so this HAS to be about Tebow, right?! We’re taking this as evidence. Also, there’s a giggle at the end of this song. Literally. We still don’t know how we feel about it.
Overall vote: Saccharinely cute, like when hockey dads take pictures of their kids like this.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcbnheuGMf1r4pefro1_250.jpg)
“Stay Stay Stay”
This is some jingly jangly thing about how this guy puts up with Taylor being a bitch or something. Or he’s not awful because he carries her groceries? Or something? We are kind of confused as to how this is supposed to be a love song, but we’re pretty sure that jangly guitar strumming means happiness in pop music, so we’re going with it.
Ooh and there’s a lyric about how “you [wearing] a football helmet” so this HAS to be about Tebow, right?! We’re taking this as evidence. Also, there’s a giggle at the end of this song. Literally. We still don’t know how we feel about it.
Overall vote: Saccharinely cute, like when hockey dads take pictures of their kids like this.
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“We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together”
Well, let’s put it out there— this title is already too long for us.
However, we are reminded sort of how we hope the video for this song includes the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders, because they were meant to clap and roundhouse kick springboard to this song.This song is apparently about how Taylor is in a make-up and break-up relationship, which really reminds us of when we used to live in Texas and loved all Texas sports teams, but then we moved to the East Coast where we had a real fear of our lives and personal property if we wore a Texans shirt to a bar. So we were all, we don’t know, we love this team, but maybe it’s worth it if we just consider opening ou heart to another one and we were talking to lots of friends about it who were talking to other friends who were talking to us, and it just turned in to a huge problem.
Finally, we just decided to start Bobo Chincey Sports Blog and love all sports teams and sports fans. We didn’t need to break up with anyone. Maybe Taylor should ask us for advice on this next time.
Overall vote: We were tapping our feet, but mostly we were thinking of all the teams we love and how we’ll never pull a Tay Tay and break up with them. Never ever.
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