Yes, there are two other songs on the album, but when we started listening to them, they were so much like other sad and/or boring and/or “Oh, she’s like breaking up with a guy or something or starting something with a guy or something” songs, that we skipped them and this is the one you should end your album-listening experience on.
Because it’s basically a rejected Miley Cyrus/My Little Pony mashup in which Taylor sings about dancing like starlight and having kids and teaching them to dream (again, if this girl is not shwasted when she writes these lyrics, then we are officially downgrading her in our personal lists of People We Might Want to Know One Day). Please click on the link above, because that is EXACTLY the situation in which this song should be played.
Overall vote: We were already drunk when we listened to this (because, well, it IS us, after all), but if you’re not, it’ll make you feel as the kind of buzz you get during Dollar Dog Day on a perfect fall day at your team’s ballpark on a Saturday afternoon. That’s a good buzz.
Overall, overall, we thank you for getting through this with us, readers. We hope we have cleansed our palate a bit, so to speak, and can now, as always, get on with the sports! (Although if Taylor Swift does find herself involved with a sports player of any sort, we’d like to think that you will now have all the details to semi-care about it, which will surely please all of our girlfriends and gal pals alike.)